Sunday, August 22, 2010

#99: The Secret at Seven Rocks

In a world of wild animals, Nancy faces the most dangerous beast of all- man.
(I just thought that was funny.)
Here we go again- Nancy, Bess, and George are on vacation, and a mystery comes along to ruin it all (but who would have expected anything different?). This time, they’re in Colorado for some hiking and fresh mountain air. While on a hike, they find a baby mountain lion which has been shot in the leg, and decide to take it to a shelter named Paws. Turns out, the shelter has been facing some mishaps of its own...

Nancy headed toward a large pen on the other end of the clearing. It contained a dish of water and an empty feeding bowl. The door to the pen was open, and the pen was empty.
“Dana,” Nancy called. “What kind of animal is staying in here?”
“That’s our-” Dana’s face turned pale and her eyes opened wide. “Oh no!” she cried. “Our black bear is loose!” (21)


Don’t you just hate it when your black bear escapes? Puts such a damper on everyone’s day. But no worries- Nancy is here to save the day!

Actually, what I quite liked about this installment is that our heroine isn’t quite the superhuman mega-sleuth that we see in almost every other book. She usually manages to keep her head completely clear, coming to a solution in the most desperate of situations, and she is physically fit and capable of chasing down any culprit. Nancy always has the right words to say (be it to comfort a friend or get herself out of a sticky situation), and she always has the right idea about how to escape danger in the split-second she’s given to figure it out.

But not in this book. At last we see a Nancy that isn’t quite as perfect as her writers so often make her out to be. For one thing, she is kidnapped on ‘Gaslight Night’- the night when everyone in town wears Victorian-era clothing and acts all old-school. Nancy finally wakes up on the side of a mountain, cold and disheveled. The beautiful ivory gown of silk and lace that she had rented to wear for the festivities isn’t so pretty anymore- it’s muddy and torn, and Nancy has a lot of explaining to do to the woman who owns the rental shop. And even if perfect Nancy had been able to keep it in pristine condition in her unconscious state, she is stranded on a mountainside in biting cold air and silk antique high heels- not quite as useful as hiking boots would be. And just because things have to be far worse for her, Nancy’s hands and feet are bound.

Since she's Nancy Drew, it's only natural that she'll get those ropes off in a matter of minutes, and then think of some ingenious plan so she doesn’t have to walk up or down a mountain in a dirty dress and pain-inducing footwear.

Apparently not. It takes our girl detective an enormous amount of time and energy just to lift herself into a sitting position. After doing so, she spots some semi-sharp rocks that MIGHT tear through the ropes, and they’re 50 feet up the hill; inch by inch, she scoots herself uphill (occasionally slipping, tumbling downhill, and having to start the process over again) and when she reaches the rocks it takes her hours to free her hands and feet. I don’t know about you, but that sounds like someone who is- dare I say it?- actually normal. Aside from the fact that someone felt threatened enough to kidnap her and dump her on a mountain, of course.

Then commences an effort to make it to some safer place- which isn't allowed to be easy, so the author throws a bear in there just to give her another obstacle. Does she know exactly what to do? Will she make it out alive thanks to her vast knowledge of the behavioral patterns of black bears? Well...

Frantically, she tried to recall the advice in Maggie's guidebook. What was it you were supposed to do when confronted by a bear?.... She couldn't remember. She couldn't move. Suddenly, Nancy realized that she might never make it off the mountain. (103)

Whoa whoa whoa- Nancy Drew, accepting the possibility that she might die? I know the reader is supposed to always cheer her on, but to see a moment of weakness in this seemingly-invincible protagonist brings a new dimension to her character that we never get to see. When she's always got the right idea in mind and just what she needs to save herself in a matter of seconds, her character is just flat. There is nothing there to suggest that our heroine might actually have fears and feelings.

As for the bear, one of Nancy's suspects happens to be nearby and shoots the creature with a tranquilizer gun. And then he and Nancy start arguing.

She looked at him in amazement. "Honestly, the bear was easier to talk to than you are!"
"Yeah, I saw you talking to the bear," Jesse said. "That was real impressive.... Don't you know the only way to scare off a bear is to make a lot of noise? You're supposed to bang on pots and pans or something."
"Silly me!" Nancy said. "I left all my pots and pans [at] home!" (109)


Whew, this girl's got some sass. There's something the polite debutante Nancy never would have dared said to anyone. (On that note, I think that this part of her character is a nice little reference to the Nancy of the original books as they were written in the 1930s-50s, prior to the 1959 revisions.)

And just to top things off, Nancy struggles to keep up with Dana and another character during the high-speed chase in the climax. They all reach an old wooden cabin, and while her friends sprint ahead, Nancy is kneeling down and catching her breath. In most other books, she would sprint like a gazelle and either catch the culprit or barely miss him.

My point here is that the Nancy we’ve become so accustomed to- the model Girl Scout-type who is always prepared and always has a plan, even with seconds to spare- maybe isn’t the one who girls should be looking up to. I truly enjoyed this book because it portrays Nancy in a different light. For once she’s human, and she can’t always keep up with the people around her, or know exactly what to say and do when confronted by an angry bear. She is just an average girl caught up in circumstances that she can’t control and doesn’t know how to handle.

Maybe we'd like to see this 'amateur' detective tackle every situation like the pro that she isn't. But perhaps it’s better that young girls can look up to someone who is not so extraordinary. Nancy is, in the eyes of many, a symbol of female empowerment. But girls have trouble feeling that empowerment for themselves if they can’t match up to a heroine who is physically strong and always has her wits about her. If Nancy Drew is a little less perfect, a little more ordinary, then young girls can look at her and see their own potential mirrored back at them through a girl that isn’t all that different from themselves but can still crack the case in the end. And if there's any meaning to be found in Nancy's escapades, it's that any girl, no matter how ordinary, is capable of anything.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

#138: The Legend of the Lost Gold

This is one of the few books that I started reading when I was younger and never finished. I first picked it up because- surprise! It happens to be set in Big Sur, California, which is a seaside-forest area on the Northern coast. And if there’s one thing NorCal people like to boast about in contrast to the hot, beachy settings of Southern California (which seem to be the basis of so many stereotypes about our state), it’s the colder wilderness area of the upper part of Cali. And there are even beaches there- difference is, any girl walking around in a skimpy bikini, jumping around with her friends and taking a million pictures of how awesome they are together, is just bound to get laughed at. We love how mean we are to clueless teenagers who have never seen a cold beach before.

But back to this new mystery- Nancy travels to California with Bess and George for [what else?] another vacation. They check in at a Greek resort named Opa (which is rather random), and on their first day there someone ransacks their cabin. It turns into this huge mystery involving a legend about an old miner, Hubbard Wilson, who supposedly discovered a treasure of epic proportions. (That seems to be a weird stereotype about NorCal- that you can just dig a hole and find some gold. Trust me, it is not by any means true.) And of course, the culprit makes relentless attempts to drive the resort out of business and, for the benefit of all future criminals who dare to cross Nancy’s path, kill off our girl sleuth. Which reminds me, it’s quite remarkable that she makes it through 175 dangerous cases without dying. I don’t even know that she’s sat in a hospital bed before. As I’ve said before- invincible.

Another interesting addition to this book is a castle/mega-
mansion-type place called Cloud Palace. I suppose it was meant to sound all cool, like a castle in the clouds (which is actually fog). But the name makes it sound something like a magical place that the protagonists of a children’s fantasy film must reach after dodging unspeakable dangers (which are of a dark magic such that they’ve never seen before and that they could never perform themselves because they are the essence of innocence, or some crap).

In fact, the description of the place actually brings to mind images of Hearst Castle in San Simeon, CA. Check it out:





I think this ghostwriter had the idea right, but should have taken the time to come up with a better name. This isn’t Pokemon, this is a Nancy Drew book. Get it together.

On a final note (and this is me being all ‘correct’ in terms of details), it drove me nuts that the author wrote an earthquake into the climax when they don't seem to know the first thing about them. Technically speaking, I can’t claim that they’ve never felt an earthquake when I don’t know the person who wrote this book and consequently I know nothing whatever about them. But by the description they’ve given, it’s just not adding up. Following a tremor (during which pebbles fall from the ceiling and walls and the cave starts to shake), the girls are a little freaked out...

“What was that?” Bess said, her voice quavering. “The ground seemed to shake a little.”
“Don’t worry,” [the culprit] said, continuing his pacing. “It’s a common impression. People who explore caves- spelunkers- always feel as if the floor and walls are moving.” (140)


Okay, I really don’t care how entranced you are by the treasure you’ve just found in an underground cave. If there’s an earthquake and pebbles are tumbling down around you, you will feel it. As long as things are swaying and/or falling, you’re not going to be the one clueless person who didn’t feel the earthquake that everyone else is talking about. And furthermore...

Another rumble began.... It sounded as if the entire earth were being torn apart above them. (142)

Basic understanding of earthquakes: they happen deep within the earth, not on the surface. That is perhaps one of the most frightening things about them- it’s not just that the lamps are swaying back and forth and dishes are rattling in the kitchen cabinets. It’s that the ground itself is moving, shaking with an intensity that no one can control or even fully predict. Perhaps being in an underground cave would be an entirely different experience, but the idea that someone could not feel the quake or might consider themselves to be momentarily separate from the event is simply absurd.

I realize it's a nitpicky thing to argue about, and considering the target audience it shouldn't really matter. But what appear to be little details are very much common knowledge, and from all the things I learned by reading Nancy Drew books as a kid, I wouldn't count earthquakes among them- if anything, that's something you learn by experience. And while we can imagine all we want, it's hard to write something you've never experienced before when you don't put the work in. You've got to earn it.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Vacations

I should have known this would happen... I've spent my summer lollygagging and watching Australia's Next Top Model (America's is dead to me). And yes, I've been reading... but not blogging! And now, when I at last have plenty of material for several exciting posts- awww crap, it's vacation month.

'Vacation month' sounds like a good thing. All summer I've been looking forward to August because on the calendar is listed a weekend camping trip (that's over with, and it was quite lovely), a week-long stay in the mountains, and a week-long vacation that involves getting on a plane (and when a plane's involved, you know it's exciting).

Problem is, vacation also means that I don't have Internet. See why, in all my enthusiasm for August, I should have seen this coming?

Essentially, I've read several new books with plenty to write on, but I'm going out of town this week. Meaning that this parched blog has to troop on just a little longer before I can water it with new material.

Here's my plan: since this blog is just crawling along, I've got to up the pace. Let's put it at reading ONE NEW BOOK every week or two. In other words (since that 'or' sounds a little flimsy), should I fail to read at least one Nancy Drew book in a two-week period from now on, I will have to endure a day of slaps in the face from friends, classmates, and co-workers.

Maybe I'm just weird, but getting slapped doesn't sound all that appealing. Reading books is much nicer and I would rather keep up with that than deal with the former.

Other mentions for today:
1. I have one new book, #52: The Secret of the Forgotten City. I am very excited to read it.
2. I've read a few more as well, including #138: The Legend of the Lost Gold and #99: The Secret of the Seven Rocks. I haven't counted up in a while, so the books in the last two posts are being counted as well. I'm also currently reading #23: The Mystery of the Tolling Bell, as well as several other hardcover books (the book bag I'm taking on my trip is simply enormous).

Update:

1. The Secret in the Old Clock *#
2. The Hidden Staircase *#
3. The Bungalow Mystery #
4. The Mystery at Lilac Inn *#
5. The Secret at Shadow Ranch *#
6. The Secret of Red Gate Farm #
7. The Clue in the Diary #
8. Nancy's Mysterious Letter #
9. The Sign of the Twisted Candles #
10. The Password to Larkspur Lane
11. The Clue of the Broken Locket *#
12. The Message in the Hollow Oak *#
13. The Mystery of the Ivory Charm *
14. The Whispering Statue #
15. The Haunted Bridge #
16. The Clue of the Tapping Heels #
17. The Mystery of the Brass-Bound Trunk *#
18. The Mystery of the Moss-Covered Mansion
19. The Quest 0f the Missing Map *#
20. The Clue in the Jewel Box *#
21. The Secret in the Old Attic *#
22. The Clue in the Crumbling Wall
23. The Mystery of the Tolling Bell #
24. The Clue in the Old Album *
25. The Ghost of Blackwood Hall *
26. The Clue of the Leaning Chimney #
27. The Secret of the Wooden Lady
28. The Clue of the Black Keys
29. The Mystery at the Ski Jump
30. The Clue of the Velvet Mask
31. The Ringmaster's Secret
32. The Scarlet Slipper Mystery #
33. The Witch Tree Symbol
34. The Hidden Window Mystery *
35. The Haunted Showboat
36. The Secret of the Golden Pavilion
37. The Clue in the Old Stagecoach
38. The Mystery of the Fire Dragon
39. The Clue of the Dancing Puppet *#
40. The Moonstone Castle Mystery *
41. The Clue of the Whistling Bagpipes #
42. The Phantom of Pine Hill *#
43. The Mystery of the 99 Steps *#
44. The Clue in the Crossword Cipher
45. The Spider Sapphire Mystery
46. The Invisible Intruder
47. The Mysterious Mannequin
48. The Crooked Banister
49. The Secret of Mirror Bay *#
50. The Double Jinx Mystery #
51. Mystery of the Glowing Eye *
52. The Secret of the Forgotten City #
53. The Sky Phantom #
54. The Strange Message in the Parchment *#
55. Mystery of Crocodile Island
56. The Thirteenth Pearl #
57. The Triple Hoax #
58. The Flying Saucer Mystery
59. The Secret in the Old Lace
60. The Greek Symbol Mystery
61. The Swami's Ring #
62. The Kachina Doll Mystery
63. The Twin Dilemma *#
64. Captive Witness
65. Mystery of the Winged Lion
66. Race Against Time
67. The Sinister Omen
68. The Elusive Heiress *
69. Clue in the Ancient Disguise
70. The Broken Anchor *
71. The Silver Cobweb
72. The Haunted Carousel #
73. Enemy Match
74. The Mysteious Image
75. The Emerald-Eyed Cat Mystery #
76. The Eskimo's Secret #
77. The Bluebeard Room *#
78. The Phantom of Venice *#
79. The Double Horror of Fenley Place *#
80. The Case of the Disappearing Diamonds
81. The Mardi Gras Mystery *#
82. The Clue in the Camera
83. The Case of the Vanishing Veil *#
84. The Joker's Revenge
85. The Secret of Shady Glen *#
86. The Mystery of Misty Canyon
87. The Case of the Rising Stars
88. The Search for Cindy Austin *#
89. The Case of the Disappearing Deejay
90. The Puzzle at Pineview School
91. The Girl Who Couldn't Remember *
92. The Ghost of Craven Cove *#
93. The Case of the Safecracker's Secret
94. The Picture-Perfect Mystery *
95. The Silent Suspect
96. The Case of the Photo Finish
97. The Mystery of Magnolia Mansion *#
98. The Haunting of Horse Island
99. The Secret at Seven Rocks *#
100. A Secret in Time *
101. The Mystery of the Missing Millionairess *#
102. The Secret in the Dark
103. The Stranger in the Shadows *#
104. The Mystery of the Jade Tiger *#
105. The Clue in the Antique Trunk *
106. The Case of the Artful Crime #
107. The Secret of Miner's Creek
108. The Secret of the Tibetan Treasure
109. The Mystery of the Masked Rider *
110. The Nutcracker Ballet Mystery *#
111. The Secret at Solaire
112. Crime in the Queen's Court *#
113. The Secret Lost at Sea *#
114. The Search For the Silver Persian
115. The Suspect in the Smoke *#
116. The Case of the Twin Teddy Bears *#
117. Mystery on the Menu *#
118. Trouble at Lake Tahoe *#
119. Mystery of the Missing Mascot
120. The Case of the Floating Crime *#
121. The Fortune Teller's Secret *#
122. The Message in the Haunted Mansion *#
123. The Clue on the Silver Screen #
124. The Secret of the Scarlet Hand *
125. The Teen Model Mystery *#
126. The Riddle in the Rare Book *#
127. The Case of the Dangerous Solution *#
128. The Treasure in the Royal Tower *#
129. The Baby-Sitter Burglaries *#
130. The Sign of the Falcon #
131. The Hidden Inheritance
132. The Fox Hunt Mystery *#
133. The Mystery at the Crystal Palace *#
134. The Secret of the Forgotten Cave
135. The Riddle of the Ruby Gazelle *#
136. The Wedding Day Mystery *#
137. In Search of the Black Rose *#
138. The Legend of the Lost Gold *#
139. The Secret of Candlelight Inn *#
140. The Door-to-Door Deception
141. The Wild Cat Crime *
142. The Case of the Capital Intrigue *#
143. Mystery on Maui *
144. The E-Mail Mystery *#
145. The Missing Horse Mystery *#
146. The Ghost of the Lantern Lady *#
147. The Case of the Captured Queen *#
148. On the Trail of Trouble
149. The Clue of the Gold Doubloons #
150. Mystery at Moorsea Manor *#
151. The Chocolate-Covered Contest *#
152. The Key in the Satin Pocket *#
153. Whispers in the Fog *#
154. The Legend of the Emerald Lady *#
155. The Mystery in Tornado Alley *#
156. The Secret in the Stars *#
157. The Music Festival Mystery #
158. The Curse of the Black Cat *#
159. The Secret of the Fiery Chamber *#
160. The Clue on the Crystal Dove *#
161. Lost in the Everglades *#
162. The Case of the Lost Song *#
163. The Clues Challenge *#
164. The Mystery of the Mother Wolf *#
165. The Crime Lab Case *#
166. The Case of the Creative Crime *#
167. Mystery by Moonlight *#
168. The Bike Tour Mystery *#
169. The Mistletoe Mystery *#
170. No Strings Attached *#
171. Intrigue at the Grand Opera *#
172. The Riding Club Crime *#
173. Danger on the Great Lakes *#
174. A Taste of Danger *#
175. Werewolf in a Winter Wonderland *#

* = Read (97)
# = Owned (108)


I'll be back in a week to share plenty more adventures with Nancy. Stay tuned!